A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for a guy with a fat dick, typically of coke can girth.
"Whoa! That's a real cram you have there!"
Exclaimed one gentleman to the other after exiting the sauna at the gentleman's only club.
A mushy substance that one would put in between their gums, it often comes in Raspberry, Berry, or Very Berry flavors. It also can be used as a substitute for steel, as long as it is left in the sun for the equivalent of a fortnight.
Person 1: What flavors do you have
Cram salesman: We have the raspberry, berry, and VERY berry cram.
When someone or something gets hit really hard/destroyed.
*Tom Brady getting his ACL destroyed by Bernard Pollard
Me: CRAM!
Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.
"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"
You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."