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Fortnight is a word the English say instead of saying Two weeks.

"I am going away for a fortnight"

The way retards spell the game Fortnite who typically watch Ali-A VICTORY ROYALE NO KILLS CHALLENGE! and whose parents bought them an xbox just so they can play Fortnite. They will typically be the 4th rando in your squad when you're running an awkward trio with your friends because your dumbass forth had to eat dinner. They usually have under 100 gamerpoints and don't own any other games.

This broke boi in the Ali-A comment section said, "fortnight"

1. A night wherein, a multitude of Forts are made and used. 2. An old english term meaning a long period of time, or two weeks.

I haven't had a fortnight in a fortnight.

Congrats, you spelled Fortnite wrong. You're probably a kid or a scammer who doesn't play Fortnite. Or you know the real meaning of "fortnight", which means 14 days or a week.

Summer holidays begin in fortnight.

A night of drinking that consists of drinking only a forty oz. bottle of beer, usually when the person cannot have a hangover the next day but wants to have a good buzz.

I have an exam tomorrow at 8AM, so let's just have a fortnight.

Slang for a long period of time, or what seems like a long period of time.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept in a fortnight. I haven't seen Nigel in a fortnight.

A video game played by virgins or people who have no social appeal.

“Sorry, your tits are nice but i’m top 5 in fortnight right now.”