A fork of Rural Dictionary
When u take a shot in basketball and shit urself at the same time
Did u see my free shot fax
Ye it was sick
I need to go change my nappie now though
All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only
Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer
Euphemism for taking a poop.
Sorry I am late to the meeting, I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.
What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something
Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin
A fax social justice warrior or fax sjw for short is some one who hacks into fax machines and intercepts messages being received and then sends sjw comments about the intercepted messages to fax machines. Some fax sjw's sends their messages that they left on the fax machines online. Hospitals and schools are the most effected by fax sjw's. 6 people have died by the confusion caused by these people in hospital but they say it's worth it to tell that one doctor that his last fax was racist. If another fax sjw hacks another sjw it can cause a circle jerk.
Nurse:"I just got a fax that said death to trump."
Doctor:" Oh that's just a Fax social justice warrior."
a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine
Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''