Country Dictionary

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.

"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.

Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you.
Men: That's totally flump!

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.