Country Dictionary

A term created by Sparky teh wonderful, meaning the same as owned, pwned, snuffed and things like that.

* Pk Art-of-War was slaughtered by PK Sparkz *

Sparkz: Flumped

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.

Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.

sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.

Mum! Look at the flumps over there!