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Fucked Up Body Syndrome. Used when someone's body is dogshit. They have been sick for a period of time and have general health issues that just suck.

She had a week-long headache and felt like crap so her friends diagnosed her with a moderate case of FUBS.

Something that is impressive, but when someone rejects how impressive it is they are attacked via social media and cancelling.

Person A: "Ey, That's Fub man"
Person B: "It's a drawing dude, it's not that impressive"
Person A and C: "So you have chosen, death..."

fubs is actually beetroot

look there's a fubs

Being an extremely hot mom with 20 kids on a Sunday waiting for Michael Myers to come to church.

Hot mom: "Where is Michael he's supposed to be here."
Pastor: "She's such a fub."

A Finger Up the Butt
It feels great whilst having sex, also a way of manually evacuating poo from your anus

'Could you FUB me please as I feel constipated'

'I love a good FUB'
'FUBBING for me is a great pleasure'
'Please FUB me again, I love it'

A euphemism for PornHub.com derived from the shorted version phub.

Person1: How's No Nut November going?

Person2: Really hard, been trying not to use fub.

A euphemism for the word PornHub deriving from the word phub.

Person1: How's No Nut November?
Person2: I've been trying really hard not to use fub.