A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Being overly beast like. 2. Being insanely good in bed.
GF: How the hell did you break the toilet? BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish. GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing. GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!
Do not watch Kong: King of the Apes. It is a pure bad example of a Netflix cartoon.
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.