Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Weed Monger

One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.

Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.

by Jaymaur94 December 30, 2009

Beer Monger

When your buddy forces you to drink with them with scare tactics, he is a beer monger.

Alright, jeez, I'll go to the pub, quit being a beer monger

by Smlggs August 22, 2014

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 12, 2007

Food Monger

A person who constantly asks for food and "bites" due to the persons lack of money and malnutrition. This person also does not eat a lot at home, because her parents are poor which results into her family having an empty fridge... This person also spars with her boyfriend and ultimately loses.

Rhea: Can I have a bite of your breakfast bagel?
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!

by Jaymond Company June 03, 2008

pussy monger

1. One who hordes pussy.
2. One who displays pussyish traits.

1. That dude is a pussy monger; look at him horde that pussy!
2. Look at that pussy monger run, he's scared shitless!

by Curtis February 06, 2005

shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 17, 2009