A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch
Mark: you are like a platypus’s
Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug
When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.
Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.
Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
Oh no my spicy platypus
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.