A fork of Rural Dictionary
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Slang term for masturbation
Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.
"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!