A fork of Rural Dictionary
He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
The cutest boy in the entire world.Extremely sweet and stupid but romantic. I love it when he told me that he loves to listen to my babblings.And I like him so much.
I fell in love with Alfred Costa but I didn't confess to him.It's because its still not the right time and it is driving me crazy.I miss him every day and night.
He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet
A Alfred is more intense than a Larry but both are very similar.
Never try to embarrass or humiliate a Alfred or a Larry's family near or far.
A alfred is a dependable extremely masculine male.
A Alfred is sometimes quiet and reseverved
A Alfred believes in fact and work
Alfred's are mysterious to woman and the woman like and love it
A Alfred is Grandfather to Desmond's and Saudi's
Alfreds enjoys time unveiling itself through the works of earth and the universe and human ethics
A Alfred needs to have the choice to be freed up and or be home.
A Alfred is a boy at heart and like different type of females.
A Alfred like to spend his monies wislely by not being cheap and loosing out.
A Alfred is exciting and loving
A Alfred loves Animals and many sorts of nature
Get you a Alfred.
my Dad name is A Alfred and he is just like AAlfred.
AAlfred always seem to run the highest paying companies.
Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.
His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.
Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.
Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”
Affe “ey yo whattup bro”