Country Dictionary

The bitch who took away half of your property.

My ex-wife is an asshole.

The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).

I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.

What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.

A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost. Also like the archery target idea.

My ex wife.

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting. A particular man's wife. A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.