Country Dictionary

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Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 07, 2024

Funting

The act of fish hunting

Hey Mike wanna go funting? I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass

by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022

seesaw the funt

the act of penetrating a wet a pussy, getting your dick wet, putting the d in the v

i seesawed that funt so hard last nite, im bout to seesaw the funta

by jeff & tommy July 15, 2008