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noun. compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking". The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt." "That's a funt of a jumping castle!" "Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!" "Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?" "Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
A shortened way to say "funny vagina" Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.
LOL! who knew you where such a funt! love you! or SHUT UP! STUPID FUNT!
Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.
Always remember to wash your funt when you are in the shower.
A funt is short for "fucking" and "cunt"
Oi you funt get the fuck away from my bush Fuck khyle is being a funt
A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.
Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !