Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Garrett

it means you are a lady

hi dude it me garrett

by wuzz up boy March 11, 2015

Garrett

The object that lives under a rock commenly referred to as Garrett

A rock is there or A Garrett is there.

by hctim March 30, 2017

Garrett

Garretts are very annoying and irritating males, only the lamest are best friends with them. A Garrett is a real jerk to all, even females. Garretts will look like a nice person but really isn't. Stay away from Garretts as much as possible if you want to live peacefully.

Me: Garrett is a jerk to her

You: yeah, I hate him. He's a jerk to everyone sometimes, you're lucky if he isn't

by Dr. (Name) March 21, 2018

Garrett

An asshole who likes to cheat on girls after he gets them in bed and tells them he loves them. He was a great guy at first but he will ALWAYS lie, cheat and downsize you no matter the situation and no matter who you are around. He loves to embarrass you and "slut" shame you for guys liking your picture on Instagram. GARRETT is a insecure lying cheating bastard. guys dont be a garrett.

fuck all garretts.

by brookejadew April 10, 2019

Garrett

stupid fucking centrist

me: i love being a free individual
Garrett: my name has two r's AND two t's in it

by poopshitter8362834 November 12, 2020

Garrett

Garrett’s are dumb at times but are also very dirty minded they are known as the kid that dated so and so and also can be very stubborn. Garrett’s are very understanding and you can talk to them about anything where ever and when ever.

Garrett: “ my pussy hurts”

Stranger: “ is you name Garrett?”
Garrett: “ ya”
Stranger: “ thought so

Garrette

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.

"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"

by Lil..Faggot June 11, 2020