Country Dictionary

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Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 05, 2019

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 08, 2010

Xbox Live Porn Gathering

when a group of people from a certain town trowbridge penatrate eachother electrically

xbox live porn gathering electrical penatration

by thefreak101 October 24, 2011

Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020

Gluttonous Gatherer

A Gluttonous Gatherer is an intelligent bloxburg player who plays with a dumb bloxburg player just to steal all of the limited and/or non-limited food items in their bloxburg fridge.

Ex:

Matthew: I was playing bloxburg with this clever man Nikolas. When I rejoined the server after I disconnected from it, I went in my fridge to see that there was only a bloxy cola left in there. I think these Gluttonous Gatherers are getting out of hand.

Brandon: Matthew, stop giving random people roomate in your servers, then you might have more food in your bloxburg fridge.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020