A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.
Photo Hoarder
The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.
Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!
Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder
Snack hoarder:can I come?
Shit...
A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection
Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.
Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
Someone who keeps downloading all the porn and even buys extra harddrives to download even more.
Damm that guy just bought 10 * 10TB Drives. He must be a porn hoarder.
Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
Collecting digital media for the sake of collecting it, not watching and/or listening to it. Accumulating titles that you have no interest in, no intent of using for entertainment and no desire to do anything with except just possessing it.
I downloaded the complete discography of Michael Buble because I'm a digital-hoarder.