A fork of Rural Dictionary
The girl who called this name love Jimmy Choo. Buy her one.
Omg You are lavende , sheesh u wearing jimmy choo
The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).
That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.
Daytime dogging in rural locations.
Clemmy couldn't wait for Chip to get back from Frisco, so they could go to Lavender Paradise together.
A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Lavender city is a mediocre MCR rip-off with a pedophilic lead singer who can't keep his hands to himself
Yo dude you ever heard of lavender city?
I wish I hadn't...
Hi guys,
I just wanna say I love you all and I trust you with everything. You guys are the best friend group I ever had in my life+ ur the first one to be longer than anything.
You are funny and interesting in your own way sometimes even meow or try to say im a FURRY? (cough, tommy, cough),,,,
besides that you all make me happy somehow when I’m very down and I don’t even talk about it. Thank you so so much for this life with you.
tommy: hey guys!
ed: hello!
me: hey!
(This is the lavender trio :D)
When a lady trims another lady's front garden.
She was up all night trimming the lavender.