A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bread that hasn't been on discord that they have started to mold.
Ruggy: Holy shit Moldy bread is back
Moldy Bread: Ya so what
A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.
Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”