A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Did you hear that Bryce has an std?" "Yes I did! Apparently he got it from that one plastic surgeon
An std is a sexually transmitted disease that you can catch or transmit during sexual interactions.
Tilly I can’t believe I caught an STD from your sister Maggie , ffs she’s a shlag
Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.
There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.
Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.
Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!
The Teacher: *confused expressions*
A ‘super technological device’
this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.