A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who thinks they too much, when they really don't know shit. Also, they seem to need a girlfriend so bad it's pathetic.
That Noble Beans is so stupid he thinks he's smart, and he always checks out the Russian moon with a perv look on his face. Beans needs pussy and a new job.
A racial slur that refers to "people of color."
And if his moral weakness can be contrasted with a succession of noble people of color, including a madonna-like illegal Salvadoran immigrant, a lusty black preacher, a "reformed" gang leader and a prejudice-battling Vietnamese Legal Aid attorney, then you have a show that is p.c. to a fault.
Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.
He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.
Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*
This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)
42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
The one who even after someone cheats on them several times makes fun of them behind their back, and gets their heart broken too many times to count. Will still be at the door with flowers.
Guy1: I banged Tammy
Guy2: Dude, she has a boyfriend
Guy:1 Really? I'm not the only one who banged her, she was pretty hammered. What a noble idiot.
when a man from noble county hangs from the rafters in their "milking barn" and has a female give him head until he blows it outta his PEEN.
man i was gettin a good ole noble county peen suckin and it felt soooo good my hand slipped off the rafters and i fell on top of her.