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Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.
Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.
The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.
Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?
Yes! It's such a great album.
Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone
Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.
A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
the department that makes political statements
I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.
An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".
This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:
"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
something you can do the rest of your life
making money is my being department