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lame, not worthy of attention, waste of time, stupid or idiotic

You're so gay! That was the lamest joke ever!

sexual attraction to one of the same sex.

That guy is gay.

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

1. Attracted to the same sex, and ONLY the same sex.

2. A word immature assholes use to describe anything that sucks, without regard to its actual sexuality.

Disclaimer: I am straight, but I do try to be mature most of the time.

1. Bush is currently on a campaign to ban gay marriages. I'm neutral on this issue.

2. GameCube? More like GAYCube!

Gayness is defined by the inability to sit normally on a chair

Person one: bruhhh why are you sitting like that are you gay or something

You: yes.

A word used by eighth graders to describe anything "cool" or "hip". At least, that's what they told me.

"Yo, John! That sweater is gay as fuck"

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."