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the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex

guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed

abbreviation

Loser Pays, Loser's Pay
LP is a prize/betting term used in games which refers to the agreement made by players before the start of play.
Usually the agreement is, Loser pay and the winner takes it all.

Shall I ask the new player in the club for a LP match this weekend?

LP stands for Love Pussy.

:Man I LP so much dude
:tf is LP?
: Love pussy you idiot

A little pebble. One who sleeps on their tummy so dainty like a pebble

Where’s LP? Oh, passed out on the bed like a little pebble

Super sexy Sex-Monster that loves daily random sex all the time.By the way,he likes sex😏

My girlfriend cheated on me.It must be a motherfucking LP!!!
That 'LP' is such a fucking stud

"Late Post" for when a message is sent but due to lag or personal error it sends late in the conversation. Originated from the website Kugyay in 2007

A: "Oh I love Warriors!"
B: "Huh? We were talking about that an hour ago!"
A: "Oh chat refreshed, lp!"

Abbreviation for “let’s play.” Commonly pertains to video games.

Are you off work already? LP in an hour!