Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy January 10, 2018

ass butcher

Someone who fucks an asshole until it is in tatters/ruined. Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.

"That guy made a mess of that ass". "Yeah man, what an ass butcher".

by StinkERingpiece February 22, 2023

Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men In the pub..... Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol

by The chef of roast December 15, 2018

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels May 12, 2018

STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language

person 1: stephen butcher person 2: stephen butcher to you to

by Johnny drip drip February 28, 2023

Butcher Boys

A group of three alpha males who dominate the streets....they are also an emerging boy band.

‘Hey look it’s Noah, Callum and Charles’ Person 2: ‘ you mean the Butcher Boys?’

by ButcherBoy2 January 01, 2020

Butcher's Gust

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.

"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?" "No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."

by WillyCravemore September 30, 2020