A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.
“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”
“Nah man that’s nasty”
a crazy old world history teacher that likes stuffing shit into her mouth. also likes to shake ass in the mirror and at church
you act just like marcy welch
Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.
I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!
Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.
I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.
Pineapple loverboy.
Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?
When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.