A fork of Rural Dictionary
Very unhygienic, lives in his parents garage which he calls the “man cave.” What a lame.
Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.
AKA cutty
Wingman go take a shower!
Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!
Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
Friend who is great wingman regardless of whether they have the same sexual preference as you.
The fact that Nick will act like he's interested in the friend, regardless of whether it's a girl or guy makes him the best bi-wingman ever!