Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted

Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.

by Hey birch December 08, 2020

why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 08, 2020

why hell froze over

Satan was playing Rust

Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.

by Cash_Mohney October 12, 2023

why you kill?

shorter version of "why you killed me?"

Example 1: why you kill?

by Nail0808 June 13, 2024

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

why you so shy

Niall and louis’ version of What Makes You Beautiful live

Liam: I don’t know why

Niall: I dOn’T kNoW wHy
Liam: You’re being shy
Niall and Louis: wHy yOu sO sHy?

by you_cant February 05, 2021