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Hipster

how Pariya and Maya describe "a person who is not fashionable and is cringe in the process and is not cool what-so-ever'

you're so u=hipster

by Gertrude Igloo December 15, 2018

Hipster

Someone who actually recognizes the country singers on The Bachelor.

Yo, Steve knew the guy singing on Blake and Becca’s date. What a hipster.

by Jim Prace January 23, 2019

Hipster

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily

Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"

by b3thamph3tamine3 October 12, 2015

Hipster

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.

Billy is such a hipster.
I wish we could be that Hipster.

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016

Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 22, 2017

hipster tops

Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.

I love shopping at Hipster Tops

by Marleneh October 08, 2014

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 12, 2018