A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mythical beast that resembles a girafee but possesses a neck that is twice the size of a normal giraffes neck. This often causes its neck to be unstable in which case it's head drags on the ground. They're known to be incredibly friendly and have a weak spot for Sonic.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Ethan? Person 2: He said he was taking his Mccafe for a ride to Sonic. Person 1: What's a Mccafe!?!?!
The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.