A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who dresses in a street-wise manner as a means of hiding their inner desire to be a hippie.
See that Hipster Swaglord over there with the Dr Dre Beats, Nike Dunks and Beanie, I bet they're listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.
A “hippie flip” (a combination of Psilocybin Mushrooms and MDMA) where the mushrooms are replaced by 4-AcO-DMT aka O-Acetylpsilocin.
Much like Hippies and Shrooms, Hipsters and Research Chemicals go hand in hand. Hence the replacement of “Hippie”.
The action of the Hipster Flip is exactly the same as a “hippie flip”, as Psilocybin and 4-AcO-DMT are both reverse metabolites (prodrugs) of Psilocin.
Guy 1: Dude, I ripped the fattest Hipster Flip at the park last weekend, the wood chips were climbing all over each other!
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I know. You sent me a video of you kissing a pile of dirt followed by a video of you trying to tell me about the wood chips where every 10 seconds you’d space out and say “I love this, man”
Guy 1: Bro yeah I was rolling fucking face. You gotta Hipster Flip bro.
~written by two guys currently Hipster Flipping
when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys
Ex: facebook
"I hate Facebook"
"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)
You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday
A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.
Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.
When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!
Is pokemon go cool again, I'm feeling reverse hipster