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asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb. 2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.

Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.

by Expane October 21, 2005

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority. 2. Political disorder and confusion. 3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

AssHat

A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.

If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat. Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!

by Reno/flex February 22, 2015

Asshat

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.

Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.

by Chaos company July 16, 2014

Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.

1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss. 2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat

by Christoper M Norton December 16, 2005

Asshat

(ass; hat) -noun 1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself. 2. an idiot or fool.

That guy is such an asshat!

by Dr. Mjolner February 03, 2010