A fork of Rural Dictionary
A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"
A shandy style beer drink made with Long Island Lemonade and beer, originally Corona. Race Rock Lighthouse is off the western tip of Fishers Island New York.
When I go out to drink beer in Mystic, CT I like to order a Race Rock Shandy!
Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.
I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!
Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.
They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy
Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.
“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”
The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.