A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.
I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.
The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.
"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."
Vaping on a hot dog to steam it
"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"
When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.
“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole”
The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.
Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.