A fork of Rural Dictionary
typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF
She is my boink-maiden
In rock climbing, after taking a fall into free space, the climber and belayer work together to pull and bounce the climber back to the rock
Climber: man I just had such a big whipper, I don't know how to get back up to the rock!
Belayer: let's try boinking you back up!
The act of doggy-styling a partner in a collar and leash near a window. After finishing, you pick them up, with your dick still inserted, then throw them out of the window, having their leash still in your hand, and tugging on it making the leash go ‘Boing!’, snapping their neck instantly.
Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”
Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”
When two partners shit violently on the ground, then roll around it having sex.
“Me and grenda were taking care of the pigs out back, and wanted to create our own version of natures gift.”
“Gross man you really did the Oink and Boink
boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!
i just boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!
did you just boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!?
yeah, i boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!.
A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)
Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.