A fork of Rural Dictionary
A safe for work replacement for the words "sex" or "fuck" in all their forms
"That was boinking awesome." "I bet they're boinking right now." "Boink you!" "That was the best boink I ever boinking had."
The sound that the Scout in Team Fortress 2 makes when he beats someone with his metallic bat.
Scout hits Solder with bat Scout: BOINK!!
A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).
Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.
An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.
-run up behind someone and smack them on the head, and they drop what they're carrying- "BOINK!"