A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for adult beverage usually a mixed drink.
"Hey! Whatcha doing?
"Having me a tasty critter!"
These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...
a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs
I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache
A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.
He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter
Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.
Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.
its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!