Country Dictionary

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Dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking a shit bitch!!!

As my stomach started to rumble I just knew it was time to drop the kids off at the pool!!!

by Insane V April 21, 2004

drop the Vicks off at the pool

To take a huge dump. Michael and Marcus Vick are first class terds and are referenced here as such

I will be back in a few.....I am going to "drop the Vicks off at the pool."

by Iceman3 February 05, 2009

drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds

We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

by Meryty October 04, 2006

Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

by anonywhom September 08, 2019

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 02, 2017

Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy September 25, 2008