A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Rainbow Six Seige when everyone on your team uses their ability all at once.
Boys I’m pushing Operation Flump is a go!
The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump
The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.
Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up
Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor