A fork of Rural Dictionary
The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.
God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
The source of all evil in the world
My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.
one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice
Howdy my heterosexual homeslice
A label for someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to people of the opposite gender, but only romantically attracted to all other genders.
They're Heterosexual Panromantic and will only date people of the same gender.
A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.
"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."
Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.
Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.