A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!
A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn
When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.
He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!
a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy
woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy
Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon
Bob lumpis is cool
The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.
Bro: I’ll get the takis