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A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.

That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!

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The Maxim machine gun can fire 600 rounds per minute.

Maxim is a charming, fun and smart guy. He is always the light of the party and bring life in the room the second he walks in. He is very respectful, however if you get agressive or disrespectful with him or his mates he will be sure to have their back and back ya. Although he is charming, ladies tend to fall into deep love with him as he looks, smells and sounds good. He is a very attractive man and is clear in what he stands for. He is proud of where hes from and vows to stay loyal to his friends and family

"Hey girl, Whos your new boyfriend?"
"OMG, hes so hot, his name is Maxim and hes the best boyfriend ever!!"

This person is extremely homosexual, and attracted to men. Their 2 inch pecker gets rock hard whenever they see a picture of LeBron James.

"Dang, that guy is so gay. His name should be Maxim."

a retard with high testosterone and started balding

whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

Cramming as much information as possible on a screen, opposite to digital minimalism. Examples: desktop full of icons, most professional programs.

I use digital maximalism to increase my productivity!