Country Dictionary

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Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 23, 2019

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

midget head

A normal built person with a head that resembles that of a midget.

"Somethings off about her"
"She gotta midget head"

by maryssa May 02, 2015

Tallest Midget

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".

Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.

by Whamdaddy September 04, 2012

Midget muncher

a man or a woman who have a midget/little people fetish

Did you know that Tracy was a midget muncher

by horsemilk123 October 10, 2008

midget brain

the squeezing of ones testicles that makes the scrotum and its contents look like a brain.

pulling only your testicles out through your unzipped fly (leaving your penis inside the pants) and yelling "hey everybody, check out my midget brain."

by braintamer May 15, 2006