A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.
Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.
Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick
For dinner I want a midget kabob
When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.
"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."
A normal built person with a head that resembles that of a midget.
"Somethings off about her"
"She gotta midget head"
The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".
Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.
a man or a woman who have a midget/little people fetish
Did you know that Tracy was a midget muncher
the squeezing of ones testicles that makes the scrotum and its contents look like a brain.
pulling only your testicles out through your unzipped fly (leaving your penis inside the pants) and yelling "hey everybody, check out my midget brain."