Country Dictionary

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

A chia waffle

I put Chia seeds in my waffle mix to make a chiaffle

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

People that dress up in fur suits and eat ass

Dylan-I’m going to furry con
Natasha- me too
Maura- me three

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises

Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her