A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."
Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”
An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.
Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.
When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.
I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.
When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?
Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!