A fork of Rural Dictionary
A waifu is the most sexy girl u will ever see. They aren't real but you can imagine what it would be like to be with them.
That waifu is so fucking hot. SMASH! I'm about to cuuuuuuuuuuu-
Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.
Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me Freddy Mercury: He's ju- Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves
1. The Japanese version of the English word "Wife". 2. A female character from an anime that one might find attractive in many ways, if that's physical characteristics, emotions, and personalities, etc.
Hey, my waifu is much better than yours! I mean, who actually likes Rem? (Not saying that Rem is a bad waifu.)
Used to refer to a female fictional character that the user experiences attraction to. The term originated from the manga Azumanga Daioh, where character Mr Kimura uses the term to refer to his actual wife. (Yes, the original definition is literally just "wife" in Engrish.)
Guy 1: "(insert character here) is my waifu" Guy 2: "(insert tangent about Azumanga Daioh)
Speedwagon Speedwagon from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the true definition of a waifu. Speedwagon has all of the attributes of a true waifu
“The real waifu is speedwagon” “Agreed”
The need/want to throw aside reality and spend your life playing video games in order to spend time with your ultimate waifu.
Person 1: Why do you think he plays games all day? Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.