A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun)
(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.
(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.
(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".
I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.
When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner. During the act of anal sex, the rider farts aggressively enough to make his partner's penis rumble.
A late night session of Rumble Pony ends with a very stinky room.
1. a penis
2. the main method of transportation to tuna town
Looks like Chuck's riding the old balogna pony!
CBD wax coated in 99.9% pure CBD isolate.
Dabbing a Pony Puff really helps with my inflammation and joint pain in the mornings.
Pronounced: "Tie-nee pone-neee."
A tiny pony can refer to anything small, but generally best describes small men or little animals. Tiny pony can also refer to small anatomical parts of a man. "Tiny pony" can be used as a noun or an adjective, to describe something as very small or very cute/precious.
Did you see how short that guy was? What a tiny pony!
Awww, what a precious tiny pony puppy!
That guy I hooked up with last week was hung like a tiny pony.
Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"
A term used to define the post-punk-girl-thrash-raggedness of the band Mika Miko. It is not riot grrl. It is bloody excellent racket. It is what they do.
Pony thrash is somewhat of a cult.