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bruno's fist

a solid ball like turd, shaped like a fist,
caused by a bad diet.

jon struggled with constipation before he dropped bruno's fist

by jay barker February 12, 2008

bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.

Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!

by Bush Lord 69 420 June 27, 2019

Bruno Gracia

nigga cat

girl1: omg is that Bruno Gracia?
girl2: omg yea hes such a nigga cat

by Gregdashooter3 December 16, 2019

cynthia bruno

a stuck up slutty bitch that sleeps and screws around with everyones man. shes a slutty cunt that messes with her best friends ex boyfriends 2 days after she start fooling around with him. cynthia brunos cannot be trusted, shes a backstabber also a fake tittie hoe.

never ever trust a cynthia bruno!

" did u see cynthia bruno ?"

"i know shes such a whore "

by ammd November 28, 2011

Bruno Mars

Very talented singer who lends his vocals to otherwise shit-ass RnB/hip-hop songs such as "Nothin' on You" and "Billionaire".

I wish I could sing like Bruno Mars... i got nothin' on him.

by aflex22 July 17, 2010

Bruno Mars

A sexy singer from Honolulu, Hawaii. Also is super friggin' talented. He has some of the best songs ever and he seems really romantic

I have dreams about Bruno Mars!

by SnookiBear1988 July 30, 2011

Bruno Pendic

He is a guy with a small penis. You can trust that penis if you loge 3cm! Croatian fucker and porn actor. He can teach You alot of things about sex!

Bruno Pendic

by Šaban December 04, 2019