A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate tickle the clitoris
Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night
This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?" Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober." Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!" Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.
my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...
During a threesome between one woman and two men. One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy
Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller