A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.
"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ" Guy 1 - "How did he beat you" Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"
when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back
My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.
The man responsible for the female genitalia.
Show us where the mad butcher had ya
A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.
The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.
Appertisingly displayed vagina
Lee waters licks jays butchers window
a person who takes their meat from behind eg: has alot of ass pumping
boy george is a secret butcher
In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.
He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter. Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman, One to the engineer, And one to the peanut butcher man For comin’ back year after year. -Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher